Age Fighter Pillows

"In the last few months, Matthew has gone on twenty-four-hour alert for signs of aging."

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

Vaccine

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Flu vaccine.

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

A street fight.

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Polly wants a flu shot."

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Flu Vaccine.

"This feels so familiar."

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

Trick or Treatment.

Wrestling Champion.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

'New normal' family life

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

Covid Vaccine