Age Fighter Mugs

"In the last few months, Matthew has gone on twenty-four-hour alert for signs of aging."

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Vaccine

Flu vaccine.

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

A street fight.

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Polly wants a flu shot."

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Flu Vaccine.

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

"This feels so familiar."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

Wrestling Champion.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Trick or Treatment.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

'New normal' family life