Senior Pickup Master Pillows

"You have a beautiful smile. It would look great in a glass of water next to my bed."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

Steve needed to work on his approach.

"So, back to my place?"

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

"Remember, son. Everything happens for a reason. Or because someone messed up real bad."

"Believe it or not, but we're Batman and Robin off duty!"

'Lose the shell. We're skins.'

'Hiya, spaceman.'

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

"How's my drinking?" bumper sticker

'I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.'

'She didn't say she'd go out with me, but she left the door open for further negotiations.'

So, your place...or my mother's?

Old Farts Keep Right.

'You haven't asked me out in weeks. Would I like to go out to a movie? No thanks I'm busy!'

"Had a pickup truck but kept a cat. Rejection, right?"

'So now I've got a dollar burning a hole in my pocket...'

"I may not be Mr. Right, but I know Mr. Right, and maybe if you sleep with me it will make him jealous."

'Sorry. Pickup lines don't work on me.'

'Hi, didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?'

Parking Lot Dare

"I'll take this book. A buddy recommended it to me. . . no idea why. Holy crap! You're one helluva hot chick!!"

"These aren't 'etchings,' Romeo, they're lithographs."

Another Failed Geek Pickup Line

"You're so out of your league, I'm like, 'super popular' on social media."