Senior Partner T-Shirts

'He insists on seeing a senior partner - No 'whippersnappers',

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"Not the Crowley, of Broomfield, Marshall, Andrews, Wicker, McKeever, Crowley, Engelbrecht, Haynes & Martin?"

"If you change your mind, Replansky, we'll be down at the senior partners' swimming' hole."

"It's not the best way to choose who makes partner, but I love the look on their faces when the wheel spins."

'The major perk of being a senior partner is you get to have a computerless office.'

woman works at a desk with a sign on the wall behind her: Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly Hey You.

"We're convinced you'll make a lousy senior partner, but you beat everybody else in the brownnosing department."

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly: Hey You.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

Handle With Care

"Did you remember my mints?"

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

An old man plays a prank on the grim reaper

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

'I've been offered early retirement but my wife won't let me take it.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

"You don't have OCD or ADD. You have OLD."

Old man with zimmer frame waters tree being supported by a walking stick.

"Well, old girl, this is the third act. What, if anything, do we have up our sleeve?"

'Meet Charles, the office 'old-timer'. He's been hangin' around stock tickers, water coolers, copy machines, and now laser printers for 40 years!'

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

"Marie, are you still driving?"

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'