Senior Explorers T-Shirts

"I couldn't imagine returning to the daily stress of New York City."

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

Fossil hunting

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

"This is it? No video?"

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

Millennials in the Year 2050...

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

God: 'Man has dominion over fish...beasts...and germs have dominion over man.'

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

"Hello, Dr. Moreno? I wanted to tell you how nice it was to visit you today, but I'm not sure I needed all the pill samples...especially since I'm not sick."

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

I've traveled back through time to warn: The aliens are here. Open Mike Night Presents Future Guy. They hitched rides in on Halley's Comet every time it's near. Living nanites masquerading as technology … depending on the gullibility of you and me. 200,000 years of riding horses and buggies ... and suddenly we're 3-D printing tools and cars and trees? They're everywhere, just biding time to finish their big plan. They're in your phones, your watch, your cars, and they are nearly done. The brain

Camp Wilderness.

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

You know you're middle aged...

"I miss the days when my doctor was older than me!"

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

New Scoots for Old Coots!

'If these are the best years, can you imagine the crap that's coming?'

'He's at the age where he's too old to be cute and too young be sensible!'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I think the post office lost my invitation from the pentagon for their 'star trek' contest.'

'According to the map, we're about to sail off the end of the earth.'

'Are we there yet?'

Ruby wasn't going to let her age slow her down.