Senior Explorers Prints

"I couldn't imagine returning to the daily stress of New York City."

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

Fossil hunting

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

"This is it? No video?"

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

Millennials in the Year 2050...

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

God: 'Man has dominion over fish...beasts...and germs have dominion over man.'

Camp Wilderness.

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday

"Hello, Dr. Moreno? I wanted to tell you how nice it was to visit you today, but I'm not sure I needed all the pill samples...especially since I'm not sick."

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

"I miss the days when my doctor was older than me!"

You know you're middle aged...

'He's at the age where he's too old to be cute and too young be sensible!'

New Scoots for Old Coots!

'If these are the best years, can you imagine the crap that's coming?'

'Are we there yet?'

Ruby wasn't going to let her age slow her down.

"Dudes - we should make the last booby trap a giant bowling ball!"