Senior Discount Seeker T-Shirts

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'Prove it.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"How soon will this be a remnant

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"I just..."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"Do kids eat free?"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

Giant Sale!

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

All Day Deals!

Shopping Torture

'Shove' (at big sale).

'Do you have any coupons?'

When Seniors Fly

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

"They have a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!"

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

Cutting corners can cost money.

Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'