Seminary Student T-Shirts

"… open the doors, and see all the people."

'Don't read the Book of Revelations yet -- it's full of spoilers.'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"I attended a leadership seminar, they learnt a lot from me."

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

'Yes, that person there...'

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

'I take it the Change Seminar stripped you down to your vulnerabilities.'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

'All right, all right, Hershman, you can go attend the 'improve your negotiating skills' seminar.'

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

Clerical Training Course - 'Gentlemen, we are here to practise what we preach.'

'Oh, I understand -- with the 'coveting' part, we can get everybody!'

'My parents are out bonding at an annuities seminar. Would you like to leave a message?'

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

'I hope this is not a reflection on the staff, but the management has asked me to dumb it down.'

Today's seminar is going to be so much fun...

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

The Self Esteem Seminar had really helped him.

'Since we initiated regular staff development sessions, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.'

"Frankly I was expecting something a bit more sophisticated..."

'Seems it all started at a wine-tasting seminar m'lud, nobody brought a bucket.'