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'All right, all right, Hershman, you can go attend the 'improve your negotiating skills' seminar.'

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

Communication workshop. Sometime tonight in a room upstairs.

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

The Self Esteem Seminar had really helped him.

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

Joe's Bar: Ask about our self-esteem seminar.

"Sorry, no raise again but would you like to register for our free seminar 'Living Well on a Shoestring'?"

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Here we are."

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Graph leads down into egg with a big crack.

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

How to engage an audience

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."