Semiconductors Pillows

'With Zen and judo and flower arranging, how do you find time to manufacture semiconductors?'

A Symphony of Penguins

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Rage.

Felix Mendelssohn

Evolution.

No Elgar!

Hiding the electronics.

Orchestra.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Taking a peek at the audience

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Invest in technology."

Early Colour TV

Motorherd

"Bravo!"

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

Allegro con molto espresso

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

AA Meeting Here Today

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Frederic Chopin

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."