Semiconductors T-Shirts

'With Zen and judo and flower arranging, how do you find time to manufacture semiconductors?'

A Symphony of Penguins

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Rage.

Felix Mendelssohn

Evolution.

No Elgar!

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Hiding the electronics.

Orchestra.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Invest in technology."

Taking a peek at the audience

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Allegro con molto espresso

Motorherd

Early Colour TV

"Bravo!"

AA Meeting Here Today

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Frederic Chopin

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."