Self-taught Spender Gifts

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

"Why do I need more allowance? Because if you cut me off at 21, these are my prime spending years!"

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

'Just because I'm a doctor without borders doesn't mean I venture into menus without prices.'

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

"I want to be cured of some very destructive buying habits."

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

80 Million Euros for a football player.

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

Buyer's Remorse for Dummies

'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'

Impulse Investors Welcomed.

"I'm still spending a lot of money, but I'm spending it ironically."

"I left your credit card outside. It's still smoking."

Spiralling inflation

'I blew the $50 million settlement I got from my ex here in 6 months. Oh, well, that's 3 more than if I had started a winery.'

'I couldn't afford the lavish lifestyle I was living. Coming to accept that was freeing, although, not as freeing as I had hoped.'

'If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping...'