Self-taught Maestro Pillows

How to play the accordian book looks like an accordian.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

Baby Piano

Orchestra.

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Mozart on a computer,

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Bassoons.

Non-Drip ?

Violin Practise

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Charles Addams.

'School of hard knocks.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Children playing in the street

Edgar Allan Poe

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

Johann Sebastian Bark.

Musical Prodigy

Post-modern Café

"This won't last long. I'll practice right after Mom gets home from work."

'So far he's self-taught but we thought it time to engage a regular teacher.'

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

Questioning

The Violin Artist

Someone being taught how to conduct an orchestra.

Mozart carrying suitcases

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

'That should discourage my imitators.'

'A table for four please - she has an imaginary friend.'

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

Orchestra

Tarot Lying