Self-talk Advocate Pillows

"Wonderful! This way I can go block after block talking to myself and nobody looks at me as if I were crazy."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Self-esteem room

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Breast Height Chart

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'Mom's Spa'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

Freedom Book.

"I know you're always taking care of everyone else, but you need to take care of yourself, too. Also, I need my stethoscope back."

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

'Sure I talk to myself. It's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation round here.'

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

"I decided to spend the money and have my legs waxed."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Weapens of Mass Instruction

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"I feel we're making progress."

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

"So what's your success rate?"

How to recover from a bad day

The Finding Yourself Hour.