Self-talk Advocates Pillows

'I talk to myself because I'm the only one who LISTENS!'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

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"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Freedom Book.

It's nothing to worry about - many kids his age have trouble with the letter S.

Corporate person hood!

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

'Sure I talk to myself. It's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation round here.'

Weapens of Mass Instruction

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

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"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

The Finding Yourself Hour.

'Too expensive, too long, sounds boring, the jacket is lousy...'

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol, triglycerides, and ego are all too high.'

Jihadi Art Critics Circle

Interpreter.

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"He says he's a fundamentalist who got attacked by cartoonist vigilantes."

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

Ok, the first challenge is to throw out all the cheap crap in the swag bag we just gave you.

Freedom of Expression

"Frankly, I've repressed my sexuality so long I've actually forgotten what my orientation is."

'Honey, about these motivational notes you've been leaving for yourself...'

The power of positive affirmations

Effeminate cowboy applies lipstick from a gun-belt loaded with lipsticks.

"As a satirist you can mock religion, politics and society. It's called 'freedom of speech'. Of course as an editor I can reject it. That's called 'freedom of cowardice'."

"Have you tried wearing a beret set at a jaunty angle?"

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"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself and others will believe in you!'"

"Some people think I'm just a little girl...but they're wrong! I'm a woman on my way up!"