Self-reliant Shopper Gifts

Oh, I never use a shopping cart. I feel silly pushing one around.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

See you at the farmers market!

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Everything for a buck.

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

It was an impulse buy.

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

Tips for a green Christmas by Indian Wild Animals.

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

'We have a new line of eco-friendly shoes. They're designed to reduce your global footprint!'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Is online shopping bad for the environment?

Your new car may be good for the environment but it's no good for shopping.

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

'Guaranteed! By the end of the summer he'll be so self-reliant that you can cancel his allowance.'

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

You Can Afford 8 Less Products Each Week

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

'I want to eat healthy food, but it takes green to eat green.'

"... and that it's hypocritical to blame BP when it's us and our lazy, gluttonous lifestyle that perpetuate the destruction of an innocent planet. That's what I learned in school today!"

'SHOP!!!'