Self-reflective Humor T-Shirts

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"The overthinker"

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"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Cellphone Islands

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

That party went well.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"Is this who I am?"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"Wonder if there's something wrong with you? Reality is for us all it's true..."

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."