Self-quoting Enthusiast Pillows

'In closing, I'd like to quote myself.'

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

'Sure I talk to myself. It's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation round here.'

'Someone stole my identity, didn't like it and sent it back.'

'I inherited therefore I am'

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

"Will you please stop quoting Gertrude Stein

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.

"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite."

'Every time one door closes, another one opens. Can you fix it?'

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

"Well, for starters I'd like to thank me."

"Comparison is the thief of joy, Mittens."

'Do you have any white with a hint of discount?'

Quote du Jour: Gen. Mark Milley

IRS: 'Life isn't fair.' - John F. Kennedy

'No no, I'm fine. Just indulging in a little bit of mid-afternoon navel gazing.'

"I came, I saw, I resigned."