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'Look out... here comes the Trumpet Voluntary.'

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

Blog Breakdown

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

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"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"I think it really captures my humility and selflessness."

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

'It doesn't matter if you win or lose: it's how much face time you can generate on the 6 o'clock news.'

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

I heart my bum.

"It's my self-portrait. Obviously."

Narcissus

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

"Your career needs a jumpstart. Rehab is pass?. How about 3 weeks in prison?"

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