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'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

'How fast can you hype?'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Creativity 2.0

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Blog Breakdown

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'I've been made junior partner.'

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'My tutor kindly agreed to help!'

"He's brilliant, exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

"I'm in advertising. . ."

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

"I can't remember if I took my smart pill."

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

"Jazz fusion, modern country or my podcast - my podcast it is!"

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

"It's my company. I want to star in the commercial."

"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

life route

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

This could be your blurb.

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'Does what's left of my bum look big in that?'

"Ambitions... to be more ambitious in future."

'I appreciate the new title, Mr Boyle, but what I could really use is a raise.'

'Actually I worked my way up from 'ideas'.'