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'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

'How fast can you hype?'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

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"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'I've been made junior partner.'

"He's brilliant, exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

'My tutor kindly agreed to help!'

"I'm in advertising. . ."

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

"It's my company. I want to star in the commercial."

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

"Jazz fusion, modern country or my podcast - my podcast it is!"

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

"I can't remember if I took my smart pill."

life route

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

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This could be your blurb.

'Does what's left of my bum look big in that?'

"Ambitions... to be more ambitious in future."

'I appreciate the new title, Mr Boyle, but what I could really use is a raise.'

'Actually I worked my way up from 'ideas'.'

School of Music: Blowing Your Own Trumpet.