Self-monitoring Pro Mugs

Where your mind & battle are los

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

"Adolescencia"

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

'I just feel so used all the time.'

"I feel like I'm moving from my quiet desperation phase into something a bit more colorful."

'Is there something you're not telling me, Doctor?'

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

Boss has a frame hanging above his desk for his face.

"Don't sweat the small stuff."

"You're too self-critical."

'Four out of five websites disagree with your diagnosis.'

"I'm going to take your blood pressure, so try to relax and not think about what a high reading might mean for your chances of living a long, healthy life."

"Well sorry doc, but that's not the reading I get from my digital wrist heart monitor."

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

"Morning Gorgeous!"