Self-love Celebrator Pillows

"It's surprising, the number of men who would give their left arm to spend the night with me."

Emotional Bling

Woman looking into a mirror

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

Scot holding a heart.

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"Does this make me think I look good?"

Me when by BDD shows up

Mankini - One size fits all.

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

"I'm diagnosing selfie-steem issues."

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

Narcissus' Cat.

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"Do you promise to love and comfort yourself, on good days and bad, for richer, for poorer, in weight gain and loss, as long as you shall live?"

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"This one's for me."

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

Self Love Witch

Narcissus

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

I heart my bum.

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I throw myself a parade."

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

'See, I told you you were beautiful.'

Narcissus

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

Honk if you *heart* yourself.

"Call it vanity, call it narcissism, call it egomania. I love you."

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