Self-love Celebrator Pillows

"It's surprising, the number of men who would give their left arm to spend the night with me."

Emotional Bling

Woman looking into a mirror

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

"Does this make me think I look good?"

Scot holding a heart.

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

Me when by BDD shows up

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

"I'm diagnosing selfie-steem issues."

Mankini - One size fits all.

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"Do you promise to love and comfort yourself, on good days and bad, for richer, for poorer, in weight gain and loss, as long as you shall live?"

"This one's for me."

Narcissus

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

'See, I told you you were beautiful.'

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I throw myself a parade."

Self Love Witch

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

Narcissus

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."

Mrs and Mrs Lesbian Halloween Pumpkin

"Call it vanity, call it narcissism, call it egomania. I love you."

Honk if you *heart* yourself.

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