Self-help Skeptics Gifts

Live, laugh, love

Chicken soup for the criminally insane

Things that don't spark joy

Publishing Co. Book Editor. How does a "do-it-yourself" book end up with six co-authors?

'You'll be happy to know I gave your dog self-help book to someone who'll know how to put it to good use. . . the garbage guy!'

'Check it out - I used to be filled with rage and controlled by anger, but now - well, now I have a parrot.'

'Here it is: 'How I lost 60 pounds in 30 days with crack.' Okay, now I see what you mean. Maybe it isn't a self-help article.'

'There are so many books on 'How to Get On'...They don't seem to have had much effect...I suppose you've only 'got on' if you've written a book about it.'

"We'll up your medication and with any luck your delusions should significantly reduce!"

Falcon Reads Book On How To Train Falconer

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Self help acupuncture

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Relationship Warning Lights

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

Window Treatment

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."