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'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"Adolescencia"

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Stock market ups and downs.

Phil at Fifty: Still Trying to Find Himself

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

'I just feel so used all the time.'

"I feel like I'm moving from my quiet desperation phase into something a bit more colorful."

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

'I'm prescribing a patch to help you get over your inhibitions. Put it over your eye and pretend you're a pirate!'

'All his life, Mel has been convinced that he's a poster boy for something... he's just never been able to figure out what, exactly.'

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

'When daddy comes home, tell him you still love him, even though he lost money with stupid trades in emerging markets.'

'Thank you for gently guiding me toward insight.'

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

Self-realization.