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"As your coach, I try not to have any preconceptions about you, you self-righteous, dictatorial scumbag."

As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.

See? Just when I finally start to feel comfortable in my own skin, this happens.

"First time with a coach?"

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

Others will fight for you

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Reach for the Star.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"Try thinking about something else."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

That party went well.

Screen Time vs Book Time

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"You left your demons here last week."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"He gets easily abstracted."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."