Self-growth T-Shirts

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol weight, and self importance are all too high.'

"I'm not looking for answers - I'm seeking approval."

Others will fight for you

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Reach for the Star.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Try thinking about something else."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"You left your demons here last week."

Screen Time vs Book Time

That party went well.

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Soaring Profits

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Congratulations on the new you!

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."