Self-growth T-Shirts

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol weight, and self importance are all too high.'

"I'm not looking for answers - I'm seeking approval."

Others will fight for you

Reach for the Star.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Try thinking about something else."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

That party went well.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"You left your demons here last week."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Soaring Profits

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."