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A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"So the next time you see the girl you wish to impress, just be yourself. Fulfillment comes when you know who you truly are and where you want to go in life. Thanks for calling Tia Carmen's psychic hotline!"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

So You've Cloned Yourself

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

The Desert Island Package

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"Adolescencia"

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

Phil at Fifty: Still Trying to Find Himself

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"...And, what might 'the road' represent?"

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

'I'm prescribing a patch to help you get over your inhibitions. Put it over your eye and pretend you're a pirate!'

'All his life, Mel has been convinced that he's a poster boy for something... he's just never been able to figure out what, exactly.'

'I just feel so used all the time.'

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.