Self-exploration T-Shirts

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

Sexual Orientation Signpost

Nice legs! They're taking the p*ss...maybe they're not. Maybe they mean it...

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

"...And, what might 'the road' represent?"

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"Of course I'm conflicted. You tell me to write down my intimate thoughts and my lawyers advise me not to!"

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#6 "Kick me, stroke me, represents the essential duality of my nature..."

"Weird, isn't it? This feels real, and my life before seems like the masquerade!"

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

"Hi gordeous!"

'I got in touch with my feminine side and totally grossed it out.'

Mask hiding face - which looks exactly the same as the mask

"No luck on the child, but I got in touch with my inner TEENAGER."

Jeff noticed he was showing his feminine side.

"Instagram, Facebook, tic tok but who is the real ME?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

The fate of the emigrant

Wildlife

The experienced backpacker.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Tourists

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Easter Island legs

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport