Self-esteem Collector Gifts

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

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"Yet she never gains an ounce."

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

Ego Increasing School

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

Girl's weight issues.

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

"Dear, it's a well known fact that women's clothes shrink in the closet during winter!"

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

'I'm trying to work on Mr. Findlay's self-esteem, Miss Oglethorpe — stop giggling in there!'

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"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

'What do you mean 'when push came to shove, I patted'?'

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

Tell me about this feeling of inadequacy

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"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"