Self-congratulators Gifts

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Complementary Beverages

Hyacinths

A giraffe in a hat

Thank you healthcare heroes

'I see from your resume, that on your last job you were salesperson of the month. Says here that you were given a plague. Do you feel better now?'

'Um, nice tie. Birthday present?'

"Well, for starters I'd like to thank me."

"It's surprising, the number of men who would give their left arm to spend the night with me."

'Ms. Collins, order me a dozen roses asap. And make sure I say something flattering to myself in the card.'

'Allow me to be the first to congratulate you on your sudden promotion.'

Lady sees vending machine: 'Your 2 Cents Worth 50 Cents'

"My monument to me is coming along nicely."

Man replaces a bust with one of himself.

"I'm going to my Grandma's on Thanksgiving to pig out...and also be thankful."

'I mean it... you look good in a beard!'

"My wife's in there having the 'full works'. For the past two hours I've been practising my reaction."

'I got into this business to help people, not recognition, but a thanks or a friendly wave once in a while would be nice...'

The Eternal Optimist: Smiley Face grocery bag in the garbage, saying, 'Thank You'.

2021 blessings

"Still working from home, I see."

"I started a gratitude journal."

'His ring tone is a huge round of applause.'

Me me me

Echo canyon. 'You're a smart, excellent, successful manager.'