Self-confidence Crusader Mugs

'Give them hell, dear - don't forget you're numero uno!'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Don't Take No For an Answer

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

"Dear, it's a well known fact that women's clothes shrink in the closet during winter!"

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

Latest support group: British actors who couldn't get a part in the Harry Potter films.

Self Love Witch

"I always feel fat when we play in Los Angeles."

'You know, it's not good for kids' self-esteem to keep harping on about this 'naughty or nice' stuff.'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

Playing dead is easy, but when they ask me to speak, I have to imagine them in their underwear.

"In this dream I am flavor of the moth, and double-chocolate-fudge ripple doesn't scare me."

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

'Are we birds? Are these wings? Well, let's get rid of this idea that we can't fly!'

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

'You've got a lot of nerve, lady, calling my son's answers 'wrong'...His answers may be different, but they're just as special and beautiful as anyone else's.'

"Why are you smiling?"

If Only Magazine: The Pot Belly Is In!

"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."

"Do these abs make me look gay?"

'I'm impressed by your self-confidence. What other skills do you have?'

'A second opinion? -- Are you trying to mess with my self-esteem?'

'That's what I like about the Big Guy - he's usually wrong, but he's never in doubt.'

'...I'm the only one here who's outrageously high opinion of themselves is actually justified.'

"I seriously doubt people will notice your hairy back."