Self-confident Crusader Mugs

'You say that I'm 'full of myself'. Who else would fit into my body?'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Ironing day.

Caged Businessman

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Fumes from furniture

Funny, this is the same pill the head of the price-gouging drug company needs to take so he can sleep at night, too. Pharmac …

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

The income gap is widening into a massive divide. Instability will follow. I'm not pleading for the middle class, I'm pleading for our future. House of Java .net Cybercafe. We can't have only rich and poor, for that was goes serfdom, instability, and eventually, collapse through inevitable revolution from below. Are you following what I'm saying? Are you listening? Not just listening. I'm listening while also playing Angry Birds. I've got no chance here, do I? Me either. The higher levels are br

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'Mom, I cleaned my room like you told me.'

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Cleaner

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

Man of steel wool.

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

The Glass Floor

"Temperatures are rising."

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

I heart my bum.

Playing dead is easy, but when they ask me to speak, I have to imagine them in their underwear.