Self-care Conqueror T-Shirts

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Self help acupuncture

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

The adoration of the gels.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Spa

Surfing the daily stress

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Dating is so expensive...

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Self-esteem room

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Mr Metrosexual.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"Are you OK hun?"

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Breast Height Chart

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Loofah Lady

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.