Self-assembly Survivor Gifts

Self-Assembly Bookcase

'Thank-you God.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Desert Island BBQ

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Desert Island Mishap

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

Wallpapering 4

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

Shipwrecked.

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."