Seeking Support Group Gifts

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

"Our war is against cancer."

Support group for sheep.

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

Courage. Love.

Aging Support Group

Female chemotherapy warrior.

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

Accident-Prone Support Group.

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days."

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

"It's like every year my fear gets a little worse."

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

Dyslexics Support Group - "My Wife Doesn't rnstand me."

"I'd like you to welcome Grinda to our group. Grinda has issues with potion abuse, poison apples, and a history of negative relationships with men and toads."

'I have proof my support group is plotting against me.'

Sadly, Barbara was the only one to show up at the support group for those with abandonment issues.

'If they didn't have on-site daycare, I wouldn't even be able to come to these meetings.'