Seeking Commitment Pillows

'I'm just looking for a committed relationship. I'm sick of all the games.'

'This sound? That's my biological clock. By the way- are you married?'

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

The Female Brain and The Other One

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

"'...Love, honor, cherish til death do us part'? Wait..."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"You said it—everybody heard you."

First Marriage

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

'It's not the age difference, Larry - it's the wage difference.'

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

Lady who has just accepted a proposal.

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

"I need a man who will commit."

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

"I do enjoy seeing you, Roger, but I'm not sure if you're binge-worthy."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"We'll just skip over the part that says 'until death do you part' "

'It can't last.'