Seeker Of Zen Amidst Chaos Pillows

'Mr Hastings can't come to the phone right now. He's meditating.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"Not guilty?"

All we have in life is this moment...

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

I love thunderstorms!

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"The meaning of life? Funny you should ask."

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

Don't sweat the small stuff

'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'

'Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those that care'

Bad timing.

"Of course I hope to find gold. But my real goal is spiritual growth and inner peace."

Please stand by...for view.

Never begrudge spectators their interest in your piscatorial prowess.

"What, did you think I could only do dog pose?"

A sandworm eats a statue of Buddha

"It doesn't get any better than this."

'Noise abatement society' demonstration.

"No, not really. I could probably tell you a thing or two about the meaning of life but I would like to know where the loo is."

Pregnancy Yoga

"Yoga X Games"