Holiday Zen Seeker Pillows

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Ice Skater

Snowman

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

Just one more choccy...

O Christmas Tea

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"Maybe this year..."

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

Little Boy Missing Christmas

Choirboy

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

Bed of Nails on Holiday

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

"Peace on earth and goodwill to all genders."

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

Boy Prays for a Full Stocking

Elf of the Month