Tail-wagging Zen Seeker Pillows

"What, did you think I could only do dog pose?"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'That was fun!'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Bad dog."

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

Cruel Pet Tricks

"I know she's only pretending to throw the ball but I still run for it."

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal.

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I got you the same thing."

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

Doggy Peer Pressure

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

The Dog Botherer.

"Mr. Wakefield and Bowser? Or Bowser and Mr. Wakefield?"

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'