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'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Bryan Ferry

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Escher exhibition first floor

Surreal ale

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Ballon escapee

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Man Ray

Thermidor Dali

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Picasso Cloud.

Francis Picabia

"That's the fire alarm. . ."

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

Post Post

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

As he entered the station, his eyes fell on a beautiful woman.

"By the time I knocked all the rough edges off I had nothing left."

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

'I found enlightenement, and I still pull down my $250,000 per. What more can I ask?'

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

A Louis Auchincloss-Type Law firm

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'