Seeker Of Beefy Fate T-Shirts

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Bitchbark Canoe

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

Brawnstorming session.

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'Break's over, 'No-Lips!' I got a rush order for one chicken-fried steak!'

Cattle barons for world domination.

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

"Instead of string beans, can I get brains?"

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.

Cow sees farmer as cuts of meat

"I just heard Farmer Brown say he was taking us to an abattoir...I don't know what that means but it sure sounds fancy!"

"Hey, where's Frank?"

'I just spent forty years in the desert with Moses. Can we get a cold drink?'

Dinner at the Zen Diner.

Vegetarian Watch confronts a notorious carnivore.

A tiny dog watches the big dogs eat meat.

Burger Bistro: Ethics of Eating Meat

'Perhaps... If they talked ALL the time and never shut up.'

Freshly shaved ham.

"I can see...two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!"

'Polly wants a T-bone steak.'

'We're not really vegetarians, but we would like something that died of natural causes.'

"When I get outta here, I'm seeing a thick, juicy steak in my future!"