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"Carrots? Carrots!!!! Harold! I hate carrots!!"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

God's Sticky Notes

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Frank's Bakery. Before we see your wedding cake

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

A catch-all is born.

The Complete Cycle.

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

Sandwich filing.

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

'What's up? She been rearranging your shed again?'

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

To do list

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'