Security System Pranksters Pillows

Sticking up an ATM.

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

"I absolutely guarantee your workloads will not increase."

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

At Lego corporate headquarters.

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

Automation of Security

"It's dress down day!"

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

Cuckoo bird in office.

"I think you need to reboot your carrot."

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

The Hard Drive Ate My Homework.

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'... and when the user's blood pressure goes over 100, the computer shuts down, the siren sounds, and the neon sign beings to flash!'

Getting employees involved in decision making can help give them a sense of ownership. Sometimes, a little too much.

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

'Sir, you need special help to fix this problem. Please hold the line whilst I put you through to our exorcist.'

'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

"We let Bubba come up with all the office passwords. He's a terrible speller."

The partners demonstrated their enthusiasm for open plan.

"You know I hate you, right?"