Security System Pranksters Pillows

Sticking up an ATM.

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"I absolutely guarantee your workloads will not increase."

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

Automation of Security

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

"It's dress down day!"

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

Cuckoo bird in office.

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

The Hard Drive Ate My Homework.

"I think you need to reboot your carrot."

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

Getting employees involved in decision making can help give them a sense of ownership. Sometimes, a little too much.

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

'Sir, you need special help to fix this problem. Please hold the line whilst I put you through to our exorcist.'

"We let Bubba come up with all the office passwords. He's a terrible speller."

'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

The partners demonstrated their enthusiasm for open plan.

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."

"You know I hate you, right?"