Security System Inspector Pillows

"It's a great old building, but I wish we had a more up-to-date security system."

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

Quality Control

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Time Out For Teddy

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Clickbait

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Job Safety - Hardhat.

Nuclear waste.

Nuclear Security Summit

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

HUAWEI 5G

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'