Security Slip Analyst Pillows

"Limits of the Secret Service."

The Anti-Agent

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

Clickbait

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

Defence Cutbacks.

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Aggression/Security

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

HUAWEI 5G

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

Man in hospital bed, along with ECG, mmHg, being monitored is also NSA.

'We're out of duct tape.'

Oooops!

US fears missile competition.

AUKUS Deal Annoys France