Security Scholar Pillows

"I don't want to alarm anyone, but our cybersecurity team told us to be on the lookout for deepfakes."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Anti-Agent

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

UK border controls relaxed.

'Where was the TSA?'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"I see you've security marked your property."

Truth

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

A Little Extra

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."