Security Shield Gifts

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

The Anti-Agent

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

UK border controls relaxed.

High security Santa's grotto

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"He's a guard dog."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

The Scanner Of Love.

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

A Little Extra

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

AI Safety Officer

Death to the Extremists

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Beware of Don"

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Moulin Rouge Security

Clickbait

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."