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America's Funniest Surveillance Camera Videos

"Security, would you review the surveillance tape and tell me where the hell I placed my keys?"

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Tourists in Egypt

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Victorian Selfie

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

Selfie

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

"I love my luvvie."

Buns Of Veal.

'Yeah, forensics tested the carpet sample and found something alright - but it wasn't blood,,, Any guess what it might have been, Mr McGruff'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"You have no idea how political this place is."

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"That's an old photo."

Mum taking a picture of her child hiding behind a cello while the band are playing.

'I'm sorry sir, but that slide rule exceeds the allowable length for a sharp object, unless, of course, you can manage to fold it.'

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

'It won't change pictures when I rub my finger over it.'

'The food inspector, Sir!'

"We don't need facial recognition for our long-term employees. We just match their butts to the seat of their chair."

'Cheese.'

Deer hunter gets captured on their cell phones.

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

Ice-Shelfie

'The body? In the mystery section, of course.'

'Now say cheese,no,not YOU!'

Putin and some Russian hackers