
"First of all, this conversation never happened."
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"First of all, this conversation never happened."
"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."
"We'll you're never gonna get it."
Office gossip
"Never be afraid to take me into your confidence, Sally, I'm very partial to stoolies."
"I was asked not to repeat this so I've written it down for you."
'Of course I can keep a secret, but not for very long.'
Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth
"Eve, if I tell you something can you keep it a secret?"
"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"
"I always enjoy our talks."
"...and, not only that - she asked me not to tell anyone."
Phone Gossip
"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"
'You know too much!'
Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.
"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."
"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."
"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."
'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'
"I love that you still call me 'honey'."
"There's something I have to tell you."
"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."
'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'
'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'
"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"
'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'
'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'
"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."
Wanna talk about it?
'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'
"Can you keep a secret?"
'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'
"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."
"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."
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