Secret Sapling Strategist T-Shirts

A gardener surreptitiously planting a sapling in a neighbour's neglected garden.

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Saving for Retirement.

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

'Do what I did. Tell your mother you want a pet snake. Then she'll get you a dog.'

'War is heck!'

"Since the merger we've managed to engotiate joint strategy, budgets, and client support...But they still can't agree on who has the office stapler."

Fred knew he was safe as long as he stayed in the puddle...

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

The Environmentalist Fighting Deforestation

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

Chess Chef

"My tactic is to feed the squirrels so much they're too fat to climb the bird feeder."

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

Springtime on Maple Drive...

"Just give him the chips, Doris. We were warned that the seagulls around here are aggressive feeders!"

'No, sorry, money is the root of all evil!'

"Your nightstand must be the most ambitious piece of furniture in the whole house."

"Watch what you say - I think we've got a human int he organisation!"

OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.

"This year I'm just planting the little signs."

Ski Lift

Noughts and crosses.

'To stress heterosexual, we now get a merit badge for getting laid!'

Deer using social media to avoid a hunter.

Dog dreaming about how to catapult a squirrel.

"...And just a little too much cayenne pepper for my mother-in-law..."